so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dimension Hops: 9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
Dragon Eggs Found: 9430 Backwards Speech Heard: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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