so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Divine Spears Created: 20
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
Void Armor Forged: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
Runes Activated: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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