so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 45

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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