come join our server and explore the wacky world of seabirds who are actually secret agents for the mercury distribution mafia! watch as they fly across the North Atlantic, dropping mercury like it’s hot. will you be able to collect all the mercury before the seabirds get caught by the feds? only on our server, where the birds are shady and the mercury is plentiful. join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of fish tainted with mercury!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
Astral Projections Made: 0 Dimension Hops: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD

    DesuCraft: Where Creeper-chan goes boom boom! Kawaii adventures await! XD
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself riding a rainbow-colored llama with wings. Yes, you heard that right – a flying llama! But that’s not all, oh no. As you explore our server, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a rare breed of zombie that does the Macarena instead of trying to eat your brains. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride flying llamas, party with disco creepers, and dance with zombie Macarenas? Don’t desu, join us now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)

    Blocky Bloopers: Where We Never Learn (Spoilers)
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old storylines and characters? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected endings just like your favorite manga series!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village full of quirky characters with relatable themes and experiences. You’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of a manga series, with plot arcs that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    Choose your route wisely, as each ending is more outrageous than the last. Will you go for the organic and well-deserved ending like Uruka, or maybe take a chance on the cute and relatable Rizu? And don’t even get us started on Fumino’s forced ending – talk about drama!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Sempai route and uncover the mysteries of HER dad and Yuiga’s dad. It’s a weird and wild journey that will have you feeling like you’re in a bizarre alternate universe where Minecraft meets manga.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find a love interest, solve a family mystery, or even encounter a badass dad along the way. The possibilities are endless, just like the fun on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Crops Grown: 4877
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 34 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 185 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

    Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Zombie Dances: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!

    BoomerCraft: Where 4chan meets Minecraft! Build, troll, and mine your way to retirement!
    Are you tired of getting banned from 4chan for being “too old”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect replacement! Join us and build your way to internet fame without worrying about age restrictions or pesky moderators. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his spooky antics. So say goodbye to 4chan drama and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our wacky Minecraft community!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Runes Activated: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 New Chunks Explored: 346635
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪

    ChickCraft – Where women rule and startup their Minecraft empire! 🐥💪
    Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server out there! Join us at our server, where we help Female Vtubers navigate the virtual world with expert advice and tips. Why join us, you ask? Well, because we have gender-specific strategies to help you conquer the Minecraft universe and gain a massive audience!

    Are you a seasoned streamer or Vtuber looking to level up your game? No worries, we got you covered! We provide advice for redebuts and rebranding, so you can become the ultimate Vtuber sensation.

    Even if you’re just a humble viewer wanting to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome to join the fun! Just make sure to get their consent before doing anything sketchy, like putting up 4chan ads. We’re all about ethical Vtubing practices here!

    And if you’re looking for some resources to up your Vtubing game, we’ve got you covered with our handy pastebin link. Plus, we have threads for every type of Vtuber out there, from OG EN indies to ASMR chuubas and even chuubas who are 30 years old and up!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and let’s conquer the virtual world together! Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation with our help. Join now before your oshi grows too big for this server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

    Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

    Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all

    SaltCraft: Where everyone is more blessed than you and you hate them all
    Are you tired of all those smug players with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, flaunting their blessings in your face? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and unleash your inner rage as you take on those privileged players with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Show them who’s boss and make them regret ever crossing paths with you. Trust us, the satisfaction of taking down those “blessed” players will be sweeter than any diamond you could ever mine. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the salt flow through you!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Magic Items Found: 1618
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 41 Villages Defended: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server

    Elon’s Resignation Party: Who’s Next? Minecraft Server
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where Elon Musk himself is the owner and he’s constantly coming up with crazy new updates like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns. And get this, when he resigns, we’re gonna have a new owner who is a literal wizard! That’s right, a wizard who can make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Crafty Handshake Kingdom

    Crafty Handshake Kingdom
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise to build you a castle made entirely out of sand! Why? Because who needs boring old stone when you can have a sandy palace fit for a king (or queen)!

    Join us for some zany adventures and maybe even a little bit of romance because the time is ripe for some Minecraft love. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your blocky soulmate somewhere in our pixelated world.

    So come on, take my hand and let’s embark on a journey to a land of sandcastles, love, and endless possibilities. Because somehow, somewhere, someday, this Minecraft server will be the most epic place you’ve ever been.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Creepers Gone Wild

    Creepers Gone Wild
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

    Join us and you might just witness Doki making a triumphant return to the server, complete with a grand parade and fireworks show for all to enjoy. And if that’s not enough, Elira will also be making her grand return, but this time she’s bringing along a pet dragon that she’s trained to do her bidding.

    With over 100k streams of Doki’s return and 3k streams of Elira’s return, you know this server is where all the action is happening. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Emeralds Found: 7156 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs

    Pixelated Ninjas & Creepers: A Western Take on JRPGs
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest mashup of Western and Japanese gaming influences you’ve ever seen. Picture this: cowboys riding chocobos, samurais wielding laser guns, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got quests that will have you scratching your head in confusion, dungeons that will make you question your sanity, and secret Easter eggs that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything quite like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most absurdly awesome way possible. Who knew that a western game company could make a JRPG or a Japanese game company could make a WRPG? Only on our server, folks. Only on our server.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 6 Animals Bred: 162
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/

    Pixel Peen Palace: 2D Boobie Blocks /hgg2d/
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bushes have the most fabulous and bushy eyebrows you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild adventure filled with eyebrow grooming quests, where you must tame the unruly brows of the forest creatures to earn their trust.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures guarded by giant eyebrow monsters. Will you have the courage to face them and claim the loot?

    And don’t forget about our exclusive eyebrow salon, where you can customize your character’s eyebrows with sparkles, glitter, and even neon colors. Stand out from the crowd with your fabulous brows!

    So come join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and see why our server is the most eyebrow-tastic place in all of Minecraft!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!

    SnackCraft: Where we gather ’round the fire for epic adventures and tasty treats! LOLz guaranteed!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the catch – the only way to access it was by doing the Chicken Dance for 10 minutes straight! And guess what? They did it and became the richest players in the land!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championship. Yes, you heard that right. Strap a saddle on a pig, grab a carrot on a stick, and race against your friends to see who can cross the finish line first. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (just kidding, we don’t condone pig-napping)!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of llamas who roam the server, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Rumor has it that one lucky player was granted the ability to fly like a bat for a whole week!

    So grab your snacks, gather around the fire, and join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Gods Slained: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server

    Crafting Chaos: /vg/ Madness Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel sane? Well, look no further because our server is here to drive you absolutely bonkers! Join us and experience a whole new level of insanity as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and talking pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous /vg/ mental illnesses, where players can compete to see who can come up with the craziest and most outrageous ideas. From building upside-down houses to creating a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, the possibilities are endless on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might just end up with a case of the giggles that lasts for days. Just remember to bring your straight jacket, because things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pupper Paradise: ‘Am I cute?’ Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. You’ll be busting a move with these explosive dancers all night long!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Emeralds Found: 7463 Runes Activated: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 New Chunks Explored: 339300
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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