MelonCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2480
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Animals Bred:	106	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9261
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Buildings Constructed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Potions Brewed:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runes Activated:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Animals Bred:	91
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	97	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

FactCheck-Free Politics | MetaCraft

Accuracy, algorithm, Censorship, content moderation, digital manipulation, FactCheckers, FactCheckFree, fake news, information integrity, Media bias, Meta, metacraft, Misinformation, news sources, online discourse, online influence, Online platforms, political content, Politics, public opinion, Recommendation, social media, Truth

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

hey u, yea u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by herobrine himself!

we got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot lasers, and a pet creeper named bob who tells the best jokes. oh, and did i mention our custom-built rollercoaster that takes u through a lava-filled volcano and a giant maze made entirely of cake? yea, we got that too.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. sounds legit, right? see u there, adventurer!

FitCraft: Mind Over Aging

aging, FitCraft, Mind

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Emeralds Found:	832	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Villages Defended:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can level up ur cardiorespiratory fitness while building ur dream world! trust me, u wanna be fit when u old so u can still pwn noobs in ur 80s. our server is like a fountain of youth for ur brain, keeping u sharp and on top of ur game. forget about age-related decline, we got u covered with our insane challenges and brain-teasing puzzles. so what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate minecraft master!

Players:	92/500	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alien Abductions:	2