Melon Mess Makers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in solving life’s most pressing questions, like how to dispose of a creampied cantaloupe without your parents finding out! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret missions, hidden traps, and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to the most skilled players who have mastered the art of cantaloupe disposal. From building elaborate contraptions to launching cantaloupes into space, there’s no limit to the creativity and madness you’ll find here.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society dedicated to protecting the world from evil cantaloupes. Join us in our quest to rid the world of these fruity fiends and unlock exclusive rewards along the way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey like no other. Just remember to keep your cantaloupes under wraps – you never know who might be watching!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9736	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Farms Harvested:	672	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Crops Grown:	7416	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Crops Grown:	9816	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3164
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	6121

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	136
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9503	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Animals Bred:	171

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Farms Harvested:	693
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, ammunition depots, ammunition storage, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Destruction, drone attacks, emergency response, explosions, Fire, FIRECRAFT, Military, Minecraft, news coverage, PHOTO, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, Surveillance Footage, Videos, WARFARE

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.