Mega Touch | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5751	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	394	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	49	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1349	Buildings Constructed:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	1101
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Towns Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Emeralds Found:	9581	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9932	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Animals Bred:	141
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1428
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	4176

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Players:	100/300	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3