| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Meet Machina X Flayon, the builder extraordinaire, Banzoin Hakka, the PvP champion, and Josuiji Shinri, the enchanting enchanter. And let’s not forget about Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper, our alumnus legends who still roam the server, ready to challenge any newcomer.
On the Armis side, face off against Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving warrior, Goldbullet, the treasure hunter, Octavio, the mysterious magician, and Crimzon Ruze, the fiery fighter. With OP templates, a killer song playlist, and a Magmaboard to keep track of all the action, this server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft madness.
So why wait? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re nothing compared to the chaos that awaits on this server!
| Players: | 109/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they dancing? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the talking chickens that give you quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken nugget.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the elusive rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of gold. Yes, you read that right. GOLD. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the creepers are actually friendly and just want to boogie down.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 2146 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8298 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Our server is the perfect place to find love… for blocks! Build your dream house, go on romantic adventures with your pet llama, and even attend virtual weddings (yes, we have those). Who needs a partner when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?
So, if you want to proudly proclaim your single status while having a blast in the pixelated universe, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your player two… or maybe just a really cool dungeon to raid.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
and, like, the other day, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of zombie pigs. it was, like, so intense, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every day on this server.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 810 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.
The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.
Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!
We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 144 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!
But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!
Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.
So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 107/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
