Mckingcraft survival | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JokeCraft: Laughter is Contagious

comedian, comedy, Contagious, Entertainment, funny, humor, humor writing, Humorist, humorist life, humorist musings, humorist quotes, humorist sayings, JOKE, JokeCraft, Laughter, one liner, pun, sarcasm, satire, stand up, WIT

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the place for u! our server is so crazy, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u never know what u’ll find around the corner!

join us and u can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even have a pet dragon! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to come near us!

come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server! but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave! so what are u waiting for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

Depressed Blocks: Hot Climate Edition

blocks, climate, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, Depressed, depression risk, depressive symptoms, Edition, environmental impact, global warming, hot, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, psychological effects, public health, research, rising temperatures, study, temperature increase, young adults

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8624
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7458

are you feeling down in the dumps? well, have we got the server for you! our minecraft server is so hot right now, it’ll make you forget all about your depression. with every 1°C increase in temperature, your chances of feeling sad decrease by 13%. that’s right, we’ve got the cure for the blues and it’s called our server.

join us and watch as your worries melt away like snow in the summer. our community is so warm and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re basking in the glow of a thousand suns. and for adults between 19 and 40, the effects are even more amazing. your chances of feeling down decrease by a whopping 14%.

so come on over to our server and let the rising temperatures lift your spirits. who needs therapy when you’ve got minecraft? join us now and say goodbye to depression forever!

Banana Sandwich

#addons, 1.21.4, armor stand, banana, collaboration, Community, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Events, Invisible item frames, Minecraft, Minigames, player heads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

🌴 Server Highlights:	Running the latest Minecraft 1.21.4 with carefully selected quality-of-life addons
	Organic diamond-based economy that rewards creativity and effort
	Active, mature community (mostly early 20s) that loves to collaborate and chat
	Proximity Voice Chat: Fun and interactive community

🛠️ Quality-of-Life Features:	Player heads for unique decorating
	Armor stand editor for creative displays
	Invisible item frames for clean builds

🤝 Community Focus:	Regular community events and minigames
	Helpful, welcoming players who love to collaborate
	Drama-free environment with simple, common-sense rules
	Voice chat hangouts that will get even better with proximity chat!

👋 Ready to Join? Connect with Plooop on Discord or join our server: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out, you’ll find your place here. Come be part of our story and experience the future of SMP gameplay with our upcoming proximity chat!

Note: Server is whitelisted to maintain our amazing community vibes 📝

Forgotten Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Forgotten, forgotten discussions, ignored subjects, marginalized topics, neglected conversations, overlooked issues, rarely highlighted issues, rarely mentioned matters, Realms, seldom addressed subjects, unacknowledged matters, underdiscussed topics, underrepresented viewpoints, undervalued themes, unheard perspectives, unspoken concerns

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6131
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crops Grown:	2846
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party on steroids! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night.

I’m telling you, this server is the bomb dot com, like seriously, it’s so lit that even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots.

And get this, our PvP battles are more intense than a rap battle between Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly. You’ll be slaying zombies and building epic structures like a boss in no time.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams. Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a noob, then you might regret it a little bit.

WeddingCraft: Greedy&Rude

budgeting, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Decision making, emotional stress, family dynamics, family expectations, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, future planning, GreedyRude, guest list, Prioritizing, relationship dynamics, venue selection, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wedding-themed adventure like no other!

Picture this: you’re a wealthy bride-to-be, planning your dream wedding with a budget of $120K. But wait, there’s a twist! Your fiancé accuses you of being greedy and rude for wanting to save some of the money for future children. Drama, tears, and accusations fly as you navigate through the stress of wedding planning.

Choose from unique wedding venues like an old library that only seats 180 guests, or a grand European destination that will blow your budget sky-high. Will you stick to your fiscally responsible ways, or give in to your fiancé’s lavish dreams of a big, extravagant wedding?

Join now for a wedding experience that will have you questioning your decisions and wondering if you’re the AH in this crazy Minecraft world!

SexySteveMinecraftSMP

Alluring, APPEAL, attractive, body image, Charm, Confidence, desirability, empowerment, inner beauty, Masculinity, Men, seductive, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assured, self-perception, Sexy, SexySteveMinecraftSMP, validation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a potato in real life? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where you can feel sexy and attractive 24/7!

Picture this: you log on to the server and BAM, you’re suddenly the hottest player around. All the mobs are swooning over you, the villagers are throwing diamonds at your feet, and even the Ender Dragon is like “dayum, you fine!”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain superhuman strength, the ability to fly like a majestic eagle, and a never-ending stash of enchanted golden apples. Plus, there’s a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and unleash your inner sexy beast! Trust me, your pixelated avatar will thank you later. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

CraftyCovidCraze

anniversary, community response, Covid-19, CraftyCovidCraze, global crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Impact, lessons learned, mask wearing, pandemic, public health emergency, Quarantine, Reflection, resilience, Retrospective, social distancing, Thoughts, U.S, Vaccines, Virus

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even COVID-19 couldn’t handle the madness and declared a public health emergency just to avoid joining us. That’s right, even a global pandemic couldn’t resist the temptation of our server’s chaos.

So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who needs normalcy when you can have exploding sheep and dancing creepers? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

border disputes, candidate statement, controversy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, elections, european union, fictional state, foreign policy, Government, international relations, media backlash, Minecraft, nationalism, Outrage, Political Correctness, Politics, presidential candidate, public opinion, Romania, Server, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have unicorns roaming around and pigs that can fly! yes, you heard that right, FLYING PIGS!

our server is so lit that even the leading Romanian presidential candidate came on and called Ukraine a fictional state because he got lost in our virtual world and couldn’t find his way out. talk about a plot twist!

join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, mythical creatures, and maybe even a chance encounter with a confused politician. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of flying pigs, then maybe stay away.

CraftyTariffDelayLOL

Agreement, Canada, CraftyTariffDelayLOL, DEADLINE, decision, DELAY, Economy, export, Impact, Import, international relations, March 1, market, mexico, negotiations, North America, Political, Tariffs, Trade, trump, uncertainty

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1873
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, bro. we got like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds, you won’t find this kind of loot anywhere else, i swear.

also, we have this crazy mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie pigs riding on chickens. it’s like, the most intense battle you’ll ever experience in Minecraft, i’m not even joking.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes you to a dimension filled with talking cows? yeah, they tell jokes and stuff, it’s wild.

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever created, you gotta come check us out. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Fire Nation Chronicles

air pollution, california wildfires, Chronicles, environmental health, environmental impact, Fire, health impacts, health outcomes, Health research, health study, launched, long-term effects, long-term study, los angeles wildfires, multi-institutional, nation, public health, research, respiratory health, study findings, wildfire research, Wildfire smoke

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we set everything on fire just like the los angeles wildfires! it’s a long-term study on how fire affects your health, but in a fun minecraft way! watch as your character coughs and wheezes from all the smoke, just like real life! join now for a fiery good time and maybe even win a prize for surviving the flames!

🔰 anarchy 🔰 / 🥇 The first season 🥇 server minecraft

Anarchy, Minecraft, Server, The first season

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

The description of the server server “Anarchy the First Season” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.InfinityMine.ru

TMW

All the Mods 10, all the mods 9, all the mods 9 to the sky, Atm, Chroma Endless 2, Craftoria, discord server, English-speaking community, flawless experience, Friends, Hasturian era, Industrial Village, Modded, Modded minecraft, Modpack, Prominence II, RPG, Servers, skyfactory 5, TMW

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Crops Grown:	7912	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Modpack Name	Version	IP
All the Mods 10	2.30	atm10.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9	1.0.3	atm9.tmw.gg
All the Mods 9 – To the Sky	1.1.3	atm9tts.tmw.gg
Craftoria	1.14.0	craftoria.tmw.gg
Industrial Village	1.8a	iv.tmw.gg
Chroma Endless 2	1.13	ce2.tmw.gg
SkyFactory 5 (Additional mods required)	5.0.4	skyfactory5.tmw.gg
Prominence II RPG: Hasturian Era	v3.0.30hf	prominence2.TMW.gg

Machine:

Hosted in EU
AMD Ryzen 9950X
192GB DDR5
2x4TB Samsung 990 Pro SSD
64 TB Backup server

Links:

Discord: discord.gg/tmwgg
Website: www.tmw.gg

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?: A: You can join by entering the IP address provided for the modpack you want to play on in your Minecraft client.
Q: Are additional mods required for SkyFactory 5?: A: Yes, additional mods are required for SkyFactory 5. Check our Discord server for more information on which mods are needed.
Q: Where is the server hosted?: A: The server is hosted in the EU.
Q: How can I become a part of the community?: A: Join our Discord server and website to connect with other players and stay updated on server news and events.
Q: How can I report an issue or concern?: A: You can report any issues or concerns on our Discord server, where our staff will be able to assist you.

Quantum Feline Hideout 1.20.4

1.20.4, alive and dead, Austrian physicist, Copenhagen interpretation, Erwin Schrödinger, Feline, HIDEOUT, Paradox, PHYSICS., Quantum, quantum decoherence, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum state, quantum superposition, quantum theory, schrodinger’s cat, superposition, thought experiment, Uncertainty Principle, wave function collapse

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo bro, you ever heard of Schrödinger’s cat? Well, on this Minecraft server, we got cats that are both alive and dead at the same time! It’s like a mind-bending trip down the rabbit hole, man. Join us if you want to question reality and have your mind blown every time you log on. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

advice, Business, Dads, Director, Disappointment, fixed salary, hard work, HOURS, Minecraft, minimum wage, new job, opportunity, payslip, per hour wages, reaction, salary, sector experience, Server, Switch, tax effective, underpaid, ungrateful, Wage, woes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

MomDumpedOvernightBF

Boundaries, boundary setting, Cohabitation, Communication, dating boundaries, divorce aftermath, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family responsibilities, Family Support, family support dynamics, job loss, long-term relationships, mental health, MomDumpedOvernightBF, mother-daughter conflict, overnight guests, parental boundaries, relationships

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Towns Built:	6
Mines Excavated:	4706	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	92
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Runes Activated:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of boundary-setting, overnight stays, and unexpected breakups.

Just like how this mom couldn’t keep her boundaries straight, our server is full of surprises at every turn. Will you be the one to uphold your boundaries and stand your ground, or will you give in to the chaos like this mom did?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, this server will keep you on your toes and questioning everything. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own unexpected love story along the way (just hopefully with less drama).

So come join us on the server where boundaries are made to be broken, just like this mom’s heart. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45