MasturbateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8448	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCreeperWarz

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are fighting a virtual war against the evil forces of russia! ukrainian president himself said it’s crucial to join NOW before it’s too late! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and defend our virtual land from the invaders! who needs real life when you can save the world in minecraft, amirite? come on, don’t be a noob, join us now and be a hero in the digital battlefield!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Woolly Rhino Frosty Fun

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A 32,400-YEAR-OLD WOOLLY RHINO MUMMY CHILLIN’ IN RUSSIA! THIS BAD BOY STILL GOT SKIN AND FUR INTACT, LIKE HE JUST CAME BACK FROM A SPA DAY! PRESERVED IN PERMAFROST FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS, THIS ANCIENT CREATURE BE GIVIN’ US MAD INSIGHTS INTO THE EXTINCT SPECIES! COME HANG OUT WITH OUR PREHISTORIC PALS AND BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES IN THEIR HONOR! YA DON’T WANNA MISS THIS WILD RIDE, FOLKS!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Swipe my way to Vanilla heaven – Semi spicy, always sweet, and oh so Whitelisted! 1.21

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Minecraft Server Overview

Im currently looking for more players on my mostly-vanilla SMP server, its 1.21 and we are looking for more of a community to help us with builds, shops and more. If you would like to join our community and are interested in being apart of our community please add me on discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/9vNqQk5Xzx My Discord: ihben

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by adding ihben on Discord and asking for the server details.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is mostly vanilla with some minor tweaks.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, the server has rules regarding griefing, respect for other players, and language.
Can I create shops on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to create shops and contribute to the server economy.
Is there a specific theme for builds on the server?	There is no specific theme, players are free to build as they please.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	151	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mutie-Free Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mutant creatures ruining your Minecraft experience? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a strict no mutant policy! No more dealing with creepy creepers or pesky skeletons with extra limbs. Join us and say goodbye to muties once and for all!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered friends in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen ride around on flying pigs. But be warned, the Nether is also home to the infamous Cactus Queen, who will challenge you to a game of cactus dodgeball for the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted cactus crown.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Click on Deck Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks (good luck with that). Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a secret society and are plotting to take over the server with their trading deals. So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and insanity reigns supreme, click on ‘eck and join us today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AutisticBrushlessCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of F22 and her toothbrush saga with James, the electric toothbrush enthusiast!

Experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and birthday present dilemmas as you explore our server. Will you choose the £80 electric toothbrush or settle for the £25 one like a true budget-savvy player? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences – you might end up getting blocked by James himself!

With a community as lively as this, you’ll never run out of entertainment. So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more chaotic than a herd of sheep in a thunderstorm!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DebateMaster420 – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of arguing over whether pineapples belong on pizza or not? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and argue about something even more ridiculous like whether creepers are actually misunderstood creatures just trying to give you a hug! Our server is full of wacky debates and crazy discussions that will have you laughing for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music every Saturday night. Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelatedLoveFlaws

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we celebrate all the unique flaws in our players’ appearances! From wonky eyes to crooked noses, we love it all!

Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where imperfections are not only accepted but encouraged. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with that one player whose pixelated face is just a little bit off. So come on down and show off your quirks on our server – because here, beauty is in the eye of the beholder…even if that eye is a little wonky!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crops Grown:	4224	Enchantments Applied:	271
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

RocketVillage Minecraft Server

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Yo, you wanna join our epic Minecraft server? Well let me tell ya, this server is so lit that even Hezbollah wants in on the action! They pay the villagers rent to store their rockets in their homes, like what even is that?! Imagine blowing up creepers with actual rockets, it’s like fireworks but on steroids! So come join us and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RedLineRuckusMC

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Enchantments Applied:	189
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blocky Justice System

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Runes Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	1301
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.