Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sleeps like a normal person? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who sleep in the master chief death pose! That’s right, if you’re not contorting your body into a ridiculous position while you sleep, then you’re not welcome here.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pose B sleepers. These brave souls have mastered the art of sleeping in the most bizarre and uncomfortable positions imaginable. Join us and learn their secrets, or better yet, challenge them to a sleep-off and see who can hold the most ridiculous pose all night long.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level (literally, because you’ll be sleeping on the floor), then come join us on our server. Just remember to stretch before bed, because things are about to get weird.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5723
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs

    Pajeet’s Pixel Playground: Where Creeper’s are the Real MVPs
    Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t even bother to use real Indian names? Well, look no further because our server is so inclusive, we even have a village named after every Indian name in existence! Join us and experience the ultimate diversity in Minecraft – from Pajeet to Rajesh to Parvati, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find the Diamond Cow will be blessed with infinite diamonds for the rest of their Minecraft days.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a pack of friendly Ender Dragons who will swoop in and protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to ruin your gaming experience? That’s right, our Ender Dragons are not only fierce warriors, but they’re also great at giving hugs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the magic of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!

    Blocky Bawdy Books: Where Minecraft meets R18 in a hilarious adventure!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than the creepers is the drama in the chat! Join us for a server experience like no other, where R18 books are discussed in the zatsu part of a random stream and fanart of holomems takes center stage.

    But that’s not all – we have a special surprise for you! One of our players plans to debut their own mother as a milfbait model on April 1st. And let’s just say, the demand for R18 fanart of her mother is through the roof! Will she be overshadowed by her own mom? Only time will tell on this crazy server.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what outrageous stories and antics await you in our one-of-a-kind community. See you in the game!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Magic Items Found: 3102
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans

    TNTifa’s Explosive Adventures: Creeper-Free Zone for Final Fantasy Fans
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the server for you! On our server, we have a strict rule that everyone must choose Tifa as their favorite Final Fantasy character. Why, you ask? Because Tifa is the ultimate badass who can kick creeper butt with just one punch!

    But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Legend has it that whoever defeats Cluck Norris will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a floating island in the sky where players can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?

    Crafting Chaos: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy in 2 days…or 2 weeks?
    Are you tired of impending doom and gloom? Looking for a way to escape the chaos of the real world? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can choose to fight for either Team Israel or Team Iran. Who needs a war when you can have a virtual battle for supremacy in the world of blocks and pixels? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train future world leaders in diplomacy and conflict resolution. So come on, join us and show off your skills in building alliances and blowing stuff up!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Treasure Maps Found: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Over the Hillcraft

    Over the Hillcraft
    Are you tired of adulting and feeling like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the responsibilities of the real world!

    Join our server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures, build incredible creations, and make new friends from all around the world. Who needs a good job and a spouse when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    Forget about losing hope and feeling envious of others, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and live out your wildest dreams. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score

    Pixelated Love Shack: Where Even Ataru Can’t Score
    Are you tired of being like Ataru and not being able to get girls? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate chick magnet! Our pixelated world is filled with stunning landscapes, epic builds, and adorable animals that will make any girl swoon. Join us and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or creepers to Steve)! Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the blocky world of Minecraft? Join now and let the romance begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!

    Crafty Mexy Madness – Join the ‘/mex/’ Server for a Fiesta of Fun!
    Are you tired of swiping left on Tinder and only finding average-looking profiles? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the edición prieta promedio de tinder you’ve been searching for! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated hotties and steamy virtual dates.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a virtual paradise filled with gorgeous avatars and endless possibilities for romance. They built a pixelated mansion for their pixelated lover and lived happily ever after in the land of Minecraft love.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like speed dating in the Nether, romantic boat rides in the End, and even a special Valentine’s Day fireworks display in the sky. Who needs real-life dating when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our edición prieta promedio de tinder Minecraft server today and swipe right on love!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6531 Elemental Crystals Collected: 41
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Buildings Constructed: 43

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style

    Pixel Poo Palace: Where Creepers are just misunderstood, and chinkshit is always in style
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing! And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping golden apples wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of chicken nuggets and feathers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, the only thing crazier than our server is the fact that we managed to get away with calling it “Enjoy your chinkshit while it lasts. China isn’t gonna be here in 10 years.” Let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Potions Brewed: 110
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

    Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness
    Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

    Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

    So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

    Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

    2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

    3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

    4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

    5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

    Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

    EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Star Shards Collected: 291
    Magic Items Found: 8255 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

    ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!
    Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

    So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 632
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 276
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

    Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Zombie Dances: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Crops Grown: 6982 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

    NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!
    Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

    Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

    Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

    So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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