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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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