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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Crops Grown: 5026 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Wilderness Tamed: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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