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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Buildings Constructed: 36 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Emeralds Found: 9407

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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