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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
Undead Armies Raised: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
Enchantments Applied: 52 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 2126 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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