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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 29 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Wilderness Tamed: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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