Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 2747 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 166 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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