Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Crops Grown: 2846
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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