Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and witness the great manifestation of chaos and hilarity that we have unleashed upon the Minecraft world.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a horde of dancing chickens invade, wearing tiny top hats and monocles. Or how about the time we turned all the trees into giant talking mushrooms that tell terrible dad jokes? And don’t even get me started on the time we replaced all the creepers with friendly llamas who just want to give you hugs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Butt-kicking Competition, where players compete to see who can punch the most zombies in the face in 60 seconds. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the great manifestation of pure, unadulterated silliness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 37
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dimension Hops: 7
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38
    New Chunks Explored: 332416 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6630 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Falling into the Void: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Farms Harvested: 814
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5296

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/ark-wasteland/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 8936 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 257 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Ores Mined: 7649 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Mines Excavated: 3754
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Mythical Quests Completed: 46 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 41
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 125 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Chimeras Created: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 286 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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