Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 12
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375 New Chunks Explored: 779240
Ores Mined: 3582 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 379976 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/historytour/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Potions Brewed: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Star Shards Collected: 109

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MineTimeMachine

    MineTimeMachine
    Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

    Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

    PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7405 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

    Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face
    lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 39
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

    The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

    So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 243 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Animals Bred: 36 Farms Harvested: 302

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • 🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

    🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

    So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Zombie Dances: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 64
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CousinClash Minecraft Server

    CousinClash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Buildings Constructed: 24
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • NoKidzLeftBehindMC

    NoKidzLeftBehindMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the stress of being the primary breadwinner and dealing with a partner who thinks your free time is their lucky draw to sleep in!

    Join us and experience a world where the only tasks you have to worry about are mining for diamonds and building epic structures. No more arguments about who should do the laundry or take the kids to school – on our server, the only thing you’ll be arguing about is who has the coolest castle!

    So come on down to our server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who needs a partner who can’t even take care of their own laundry when you can have a whole community of players who just want to have a good time? Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP

    FirstTimeNoob – Minecraft SMP
    Oh, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, with twists and turns that will leave you screaming with excitement.

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, daring escapes from lava-filled caves, and hilarious pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to all who find it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Demon Skulls Collected: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • YankeeDoodleDont

    YankeeDoodleDont
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes.

    Our server is so wacky that even non-Americans who have been to the US would be shocked by the craziness. From building giant statues of cheeseburgers to riding llamas through a pixelated Grand Canyon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, haunted forests where the trees play pranks on unsuspecting players, and even a hidden village of friendly zombies who just want to trade emeralds for rare items.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Crops Grown: 2024 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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