Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s return to Butler, PA? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience rallies, town halls, and debates just like the ones you see on TV. Build a wall around your base and make Minecraft great again, again! Don’t believe us? Check out our pastebin full of crazy adventures and unbelievable moments. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again together! #MAGA #Trump2024 #BuildTheBestMinecraftWall

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Villages Defended: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got special character banners like “Scent Alone Stays True” and “Blissful (The Hunt)” that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our new drip marketing featuring Sunday with “Imaginary Harmony” and Fugue with “Fire Nihility.”

    If that’s not enough to convince you, we also have redeemable codes that will give you all the in-game goodies you could ever dream of. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and become a legend in the FeixiaoFiles world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Potions Brewed: 46
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP

    Why The Fuck Is There Still NO Browser With Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that involves turning everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos? We encourage it!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world with their potato army. Will you join forces with them or will you lead the rebellion against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So why wait any longer? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you’re not ready to embrace the craziness, then this server is definitely not for you. But if you’re up for a challenge and a whole lot of fun, then welcome to the party!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MeatEaterGFBeQuiet

    MeatEaterGFBeQuiet
    Are you tired of being judged for your carnivorous ways? Do you want a place where you can eat all the steak you want without someone trying to convert you to the veggie side? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and indulge in all the virtual steak you desire, without any judgment from pesky vegetarians. Our server is a meat-lover’s paradise, where you can feast on pixelated steak to your heart’s content.

    We even have a special “Steak and Pasta” cooking class every Saturday, where you can learn how to prepare the perfect steak and pasta dish. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to watch any documentaries on animal cruelty – unless you want to, of course!

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing we’re slaughtering is mobs, not animals. Let’s raise a virtual steak to freedom of choice and delicious protein-packed meals!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • LoveSMP – what is love?

    LoveSMP – what is love?
    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your Minecraft world? Do you crave the warm embrace of friendship and camaraderie? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place for you! Join us and experience love like never before as you build, mine, and survive with a community of players who will always have your back.

    But beware, love on our server can be a wild ride! From epic pranks to heartwarming alliances, you never know what crazy antics you’ll encounter. One player even found their soulmate while mining for diamonds! So come join us and see for yourself what love in Minecraft truly feels like. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Farms Harvested: 507
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MineCraftHeartbreakCraft

    MineCraftHeartbreakCraft
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with heartbreak-healing adventures and zombie pigmen therapy sessions.

    Our server is like a virtual Tinder for Minecraft players, where you can find your perfect blocky match and build a pixelated paradise together. Who needs a real-life breakup when you can have a creeper blow up your house instead?

    So come on down to our server and let us help you mine your way to a happier heart. Who knows, you might even find love in a chest full of golden apples. Join now and let the healing begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Villages Defended: 14 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for GLITCH Minecraft Server?

    GLITCH is a multimedia artist known for their innovative and boundary-pushing work in the realm of glitch art. Combining elements of technology, digital manipulation, and visual storytelling, GLITCH’s art challenges traditional notions of beauty and perfection. They have been featured in numerous exhibitions and publications, showcasing their unique and experimental approach to art. Through their work, GLITCH aims to explore the intersection of art and technology, inviting viewers to reconsider how we interact with and perceive the digital world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    ZEROWORLD Minecraft server

    A large-scale Minecraft survival project with goodies and various additions like voice chat! Come in, play, develop and invite your friends!

    On the server you will find responsive moderation and administration, as well as exciting gameplay.

    We are waiting for you!!!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

    Crazy Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the mentally ill thrive! If you’re tired of being a normal functioning member of society, then this is the place for you. Our server is filled with players who can’t operate socially in real life, just like you!

    Join us and meet players who are 31 years old and still living with their parents, who have never been to a social event, dated, or had sex. Our community is all about avoidance and subjugation to intense fear and anxiety – it’s like a support group, but in Minecraft!

    Don’t worry if you can’t even talk to people in real life, because on our server, you can communicate through your builds and creations. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have virtual friendships with fellow socially anxious players?

    So come on in and embrace your inner awkwardness with us. Remember, if you’re not mentally ill, you shouldn’t be here!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 22 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

    Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

    We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 10
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 149 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

    HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

    Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

    Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

    So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 173 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

    CuteCraft or HotNotCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

    Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

    Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

    So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

    PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP
    Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Animals Bred: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BlockParty101

    BlockParty101
    Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

    Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

    Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 170 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Minecraft IQ Booze Club

    Minecraft IQ Booze Club
    so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BashyBashy

    BashyBashy

    Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

    Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

    We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

    Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

    Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Zombie Dances: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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