lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Magic Items Found: 7096
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

    The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

    Overview:

    Who are we? The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
    What do we offer?
    What do we need?
    • YOU
    • Builders 🔨
    • Cactus Farmers 🌵
    • Fighters ⚔️
    • Active Players! 🕰️

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria? Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
    Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns? No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
    What kind of events are held weekly? We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Emeralds Found: 4820
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

    Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

    So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

    Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

    Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

    Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7242 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

    FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

    Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

    So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyKidzMC SMP

    CraftyKidzMC SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. That’s right, our players love to get down and boogie with their feathered friends. And don’t even get us started on the llama races – these fuzzy creatures are faster than you think!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can show off their best dance moves and party the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds somewhere on the server, just waiting to be discovered.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind world!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ExcuseCraft: LamestLies

    ExcuseCraft: LamestLies
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old excuses for why you should join? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!

    So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft

    MaduroLostLegitTallyCraft
    lol, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like legitimized by independent election experts, just like how tally sheets in Venezuela prove Maduro lost. like, u know it’s gonna be a wild ride when even the opposition is like “nah, bro, he definitely lost.” come join us for some crazy adventures and maybe even uncover some secret election fraud in the world of blocky pixels. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next president of minecraftia or something. just remember to vote for yourself, cuz u can’t trust anyone else in this wacky world we live in.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Anarchy 💎 1.21 Minecraft server

    Twenture is a completely new word among Minecraft servers.

    A variety of modes, a friendly community, polite support and constant server moderation will allow you to have a good time. Find new friends or come with trusted friends. Become a rich merchant or a skilled worker. Find yourself in a variety of modes or express your individuality to the entire audience!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: 1.20 – 1.21.1

    Recommended version: 1.21

    Our modes:

    • OneBlock – start surviving from scratch on a small sky island, like on Skyblock. Prove to everyone who is in charge here in terms of your ability to develop and develop your island. Level up and get into server history!

    • Survival – live and develop in the world of Minecraft, where there is no place for cheaters and griefers. Events and vanilla atmosphere, everything you like!

    • Anarchy – prove to absolutely everyone that you are the best in everything! Destroy players and destroy other people’s bases! Haven’t even heard of the rules here!

    Our advantages and features:

    Best server! Login from PC, Take part in PVP battles, Free donation, Magic, Upgrade RPG abilities, Craft the best Weapons, Arrange duels with players, With cases, Clans, Quests, Jobs, Hardcore, Levels, Ratings, Skills, Pets, Titles, Effects, Achievements, With private, Without private, Developed economy, Large store, Virtual market, Rare wipes, Pirate, No license, No launcher, No mods, Russian, Large online, Parkour, Permanent Events, BedWars, BedWars, Survival, OneBlock, SkyBlock , Anarchy, Hardcore, Minecraft Server, Minecraft Server, Play for free, Best Minecraft Server!

    Play with the best!

    Stay with the best!

    Become the best!

    Versions: 1.16 1.16.5 1.17 1.18 1.19 1.19.1 1.19.2 1.19.3 1.19.4, 1.20 1.20.1 1.20.2 1.20.3 1.20.4 1.20.5 1.20.6 1.20.X 1.21

    Made for a comfortable game!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • 🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!

    🔥 Redfield SMP: Where the only realm is your imagination!
    Server Name Redfield Modded SMP
    Platform Bedrock Edition
    Description Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players. All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    Goal Expand tight-knit family and find like-minded, “community driven” players

    FAQ

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World.

    Q: Is the environment on the server casual?

    A: Yes, the server provides a casual environment for players.

    Q: Is there an active Discord/Realm associated with the server?

    A: Yes, the server has an active Discord where players can communicate.

    Q: Are there community-elected positions on the server?

    A: Yes, there are community-elected positions on the server.

    Q: What is the age requirement for players?

    A: The server is only looking for players who are 18 years or older.

    If you are interested, check out the server by joining the Discord: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of falling asleep every time you see that annoying player on your current server? Well, fear no more, because on our server, that player is banned for being too boring! Join us and never worry about snoozing off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will give you diamonds if you can beat it in a dance-off. So come on over and get ready to boogie with the undead poultry!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 25
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Farms Harvested: 760 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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