Madmens SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface: The Endwalker Edition – A Minecraft Server for Final Fantasy XIV Fans!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is launching on June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have an exclusive Final Fantasy XVI crossover event called “The Path Infernal” where you can battle monsters from another realm until May 8! Plus, we have a special PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

But wait, there’s more! We are also conducting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0, so you can travel between different regions in the game and explore new territories. And if that’s not enough, we have resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells available for you to join and connect with other players.

And if you’re feeling social, we have meetups scheduled where you can join other players for fun activities like the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or Eden Raids. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the craziness that is about to unfold on our server. So mark your calendars for July 2, 2024, and get ready for an epic adventure like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Villains: Unleash Your Inner Dark Triad in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of being a boring, average Minecraft player? Do you want to unleash your inner dark triad personality and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us and transform into a ruthless, cunning player who will stop at nothing to achieve victory.

Forget about being an incel, on our server, you’ll be a total Chad, charming all the other players with your devious tactics and strategic gameplay. From backstabbing alliances to manipulating the market economy, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate mastermind of Minecraft! Just remember, once you go dark triad, there’s no turning back.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mines Excavated:	1912
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Frozen Funnies MC Server: Ice Ice Baby #28

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you’ll battle giant creepers, ride on the backs of dragons, and even have dance-offs with Endermen!

Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of rare items.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like Creeper Bowling and Zombie Soccer, where you can compete against other players for epic prizes. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge our resident Minecraft pro, Steve, to a PvP battle in the Arena of Doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a good pair of diamond boots – things are about to get wild!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magic Items Found:	5738

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Love Wars

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Are you tired of all the drama and chaos in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we promote peace in the most epic way possible! Our players settle disputes with epic build battles and whoever wins gets a virtual hug from our server mascot, a giant pink llama named Fluffy. Plus, every time you log on, a rainbow shoots out of your screen and fills your room with glitter. It’s like a magical peace party every time you play! So come join us and let’s spread some virtual love and harmony together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mines Excavated:	4587	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TipsyCraft: Where we build without the booze, but with plenty of blocks!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being sober again because we have a strict “no alcohol” policy. That’s right, we’re all about that pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

But don’t worry, just because we don’t drink doesn’t mean we don’t know how to have a good time. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that beer you were craving.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server where the blocks are made of pure diamond. But shh, you didn’t hear it from me.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the sober shenanigans begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	249
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Vtuber Heaven: Where Pixels and Angels Collide

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the VTuber fans out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all VTubers who play on our server will automatically be guaranteed a spot in heaven after they die! That’s right, forget about all those pesky rules and regulations for getting into heaven, just play on our server and you’re golden! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of angelic VTubers who will guide you through the game and make sure you have the most heavenly experience possible. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and secure your spot in VTuber heaven!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crafty McCraftface: ‘I want to’ Build a Potato Castle and Ride a Pig into Battle!

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Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us and you’ll be playing alongside a cast of characters so wild, you’ll think you’re in a virtual circus! From a dancing pig named Porky to a sassy llama named Larry, you’ll never know what kind of shenanigans these characters will get into next.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest diamonds. Rumor has it, if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve unlimited diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – after all, anything can happen when you’re playing with these characters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4150	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Politicians: Where Even Creepers Smile in Official Portraits

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Looking for a Minecraft server that screams “I’m serious and don’t mess around”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you stone-cold gamers out there.

Join us if you want to channel your inner Curtis Lemay and make tough decisions before your morning coffee. Our server is not for the faint of heart – we order the deaths of hundreds of creepers before breakfast and think nothing of it.

So if you’re ready to show the world that you’re a man of substance who doesn’t smile in photographs, then come join us on our server. Just remember, we don’t do silly opinions or trends here – only serious gamers need apply.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Convicts: 40 Years Isn’t Enough

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Are you tired of society’s ridiculous rules and restrictions? Do you think 40 years in prison just isn’t enough for some people? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you! Join us and unleash your inner ape as we swing from tree to tree, building our own civilization free from the constraints of human society. Who needs brains when you have creativity and freedom? Join us now and let’s go bananas together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1725	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Animals Bred:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Craftella Girls: U149 – Where idols mine and craft their way to the top!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Risa’s taste in men? Look no further! Our server is filled with older players who have the experience and maturity to handle anything that comes their way. Risa knows that older men are like fine wine – they only get better with age! Join us for a chance to build, mine, and maybe even find your own sugar daddy in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a rich, older player showering you with gifts and protection? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where age is just a number – and a high one at that!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen do a reverse image search

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before! We call it “Reverse Image Search” because we’ve flipped the Minecraft world upside down – literally!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds in the sky, battling creepers underwater, and building your dream castle on the ocean floor. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon is confused!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on flying pigs and duel with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe that grants you infinite diamonds!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the flip side!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Emeralds Found:	8825	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Indo Crew – Where even Minecraft mobs can’t match our population!

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Yo, forget about Indonesia, let’s talk about this mystery country with a population bigger than Colombia! This Minecraft server is like the hidden gem of the gaming world, just waiting to be discovered by all you adventurous players out there.

Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the secrets of this mysterious land. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures, rare mobs, and even a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks! Who knows what other surprises are waiting to be found?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just think about the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you’re part of the elite group of players who have explored this enigmatic country. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8863	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Ores Mined:	5528

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SoullessCraft: Where Your Soul Goes Missing and Your Blocks Go Flying!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the souls have gone! Join us for a wild ride through the afterlife as you battle against zombie pigmen, trade with wandering spirits, and maybe even make a deal with the devil himself for some enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Soul Eater, a mysterious entity that roams the land in search of lost souls to devour. Will you be able to outsmart this formidable foe and claim its power for yourself? Or will you become its next meal?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us where the souls are plentiful and the adventure is endless. Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know what might be lurking in the shadows…

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Doggy Diggy Land

AMERICANS, anti-semitism, cultural decay, Diggy, discrimination, doggy, Government, goycohol, Goyims, goyimy, Hypocrisy, Id, jewSA, joos, kikeish rules, Land, nationalism, Politics, Poltard mutts, Save Muttland, society, Voting, WEST HAS FALLEN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kikeish rules of the jewSA and join a community of proud goyims! Here, you can buy goycohol without needing an ID, but be warned – voting for the government without an ID is strictly prohibited!

Our server is a haven for poltard mutts who hate the joos, but don’t worry, they’re actually the most goyimy ones around. Join us as we navigate through a world where the West has fallen, and anything is possible in our crazy, chaotic land of Minecraft madness. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and turned it into a wacky wonderland of madness. You never know what they’ll do next!

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Creeper conga lines, zombie breakdancing, and skeleton shuffle-offs are just a few of the things you’ll witness.

3. Our server events are like no other – ever wanted to participate in a sheep shearing competition while riding on the back of a flying pig? Well, now’s your chance!

4. The admins on our server are actually sentient potatoes who have gained self-awareness and now offer sage advice and guidance to all players. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright bizarre. See you in the virtual world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Towns Built:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	93
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	1