Madmens SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!

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Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!

On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.

But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

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Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crops Grown:	4066
Runes Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8732	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	196
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	366	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

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Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1301

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Villages Defended:	10	Buildings Constructed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Buildings Constructed:	28
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

YoshiCraft: Where Yoshis Rule and Creepers Drool

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Japanese visual novel come to life! Immerse yourself in a world where every block tells a story and every creeper has a tragic backstory.

Join us for a wild ride filled with plot twists, romance, and epic battles against the Ender Dragon. Need tech support? Just follow our 5-step guide, which includes being in Japanese locale and sacrificing a diamond to the Minecraft gods.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate visual novel Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find love with a pixelated zombie or uncover the mystery of the elusive Herobrine. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ubel’s Pixelated Playground: Where Looks Don’t Matter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old basic builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: Ubel, the infamous Ender Dragon, has had a glow-up like no other. She’s traded in her scales for a fabulous pink glittery coat and now she’s ready to party with all the players on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers that breakdance instead of attacking, you never know what kind of wacky creatures you’ll come across.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and of course, lots of loot. But be warned, the dungeons are guarded by a team of evil llamas who are not afraid to spit in your face if you get too close.

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become besties with Ubel and get invited to her next glittery dragon tea party!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MasterCraft: Where East Asians Rule and Creeper Drool

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a world where East Asians reign supreme and Anglo-Saxons are considered the ultimate villains? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to live out your wildest fantasies of being Japanese in your next life. Join us and work hard to avoid the curse of being an Anglo-Saxon in another lifetime. Who knew Minecraft could be so culturally enlightening? Join now and experience a world like no other!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Unicorn Bacon Adventure Land: Where Creepers Wear Tutus

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Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves the rulers. Now, if you want to survive and thrive in this wacky world, you’ll have to impress the llama overlords with your building skills and llama whispering abilities. But beware, the llamas have a secret weapon – exploding cacti that rain down from the sky! So join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate llama tamer on our server. You didn’t expect this, did you?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3