MacronCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, like for realz. you gotta join cuz it’s like, the coolest place ever. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. for real, it’s like a magical land of awesomeness.

also, like, the owner of the server is a wizard who can turn dirt into gold. no joke, it’s like a real life fairy tale up in here.

and, like, if you join, you get a free unicorn to ride around on. yeah, that’s right, a freaking unicorn. so why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic adventure?

plus, like, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that’s worth, like, a million dollars. so if you’re into getting rich quick, this is the place to be.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, for realz.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

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Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2312
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9052	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Zombie Dances:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.