MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!

Macho Craft
Brand new community-driven Modded Minecraft Network
Fresh world with more servers on the way

Links:
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website: https://machocraft.com
IP: atm9.machocraft.com

Details:
Version: Latest, as shown on MOTD
Modpack: All The Mods 9

RebelRecruitMC Server

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So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Animals Bred:	88
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crops Grown:	1494
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

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lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	131
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

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Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Items Found:	4107
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

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Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelBodyMakeover

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Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ores Mined:	5714	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GammaMc

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1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	896	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	206705	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	124	Crops Grown:	8851
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

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hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	221
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Alien Abductions:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

The horror

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Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	81
Love Letters Sent:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

MachoCraft: The Modded Mayhem with More Mods than Your Grandma’s Quilt!

FAQ

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Updated September 23, 2024

RebelRecruitMC Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

Updated September 23, 2024

CowTopia

Updated September 23, 2024

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Updated September 23, 2024

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

Updated September 23, 2024

ToiletTroubleMC

Updated September 23, 2024

PixelBodyMakeover

Updated September 23, 2024

GammaMc

Updated September 23, 2024

STWForALL

Updated September 23, 2024

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

Updated September 23, 2024

Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

Updated September 23, 2024

The horror

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2