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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested: 642 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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