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| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 228 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 45 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Bordeaux is a city in southwestern France, known for its world-renowned wine industry and picturesque riverside architecture. It is the capital of the Nouvelle-Aquitaine region and is home to over 250,000 residents. Bordeaux is a UNESCO World Heritage site, recognized for its historical significance and cultural richness. The city is a popular tourist destination, attracting visitors with its vibrant food and wine scene, historic landmarks, and charming streets. Bordeaux is also a hub for research and education, with several universities and institutions located within its borders.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
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| The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player-made events, and more. |
| The server is set in a new world version 1.21, welcoming new players to join and bring their ideas and builds. |
| Expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay experiences. |
To join, fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Players can create their own fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, participate in war, and enjoy special player-made events.
Yes, expect plugins like Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance the overall gameplay experience.
Join the Janitor’s Closet SMP Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj for updates, events, and community interactions.
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 50 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 49 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Imagine a world where your therapist isn’t trying to convince you to chop off your Minecraft character’s hair for a good cause. No more social pressure from virtual teachers and classmates demanding you make a donation in the name of everyone because your virtual hair is just too fabulous to cut!
On our server, you can build a basement hideout and never have to face the guilt-tripping teacher who keeps pushing you to donate your virtual hair. Skip school in the game without any consequences and come back on November 1st to a stress-free virtual world.
Join our server and escape the madness of pink October in the real world. Keep your virtual hair long and luscious, and never worry about anyone forcing you to donate it for a cause you’re not ready for. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where your virtual locks are safe from charity demands!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3381 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9466 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 565564 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us and become a Minecraft warrior, battling through insane dungeons and conquering epic bosses. Trust me, the adrenaline rush is gonna be better than any war zone!
Plus, we have the craziest PvP battles you’ll ever experience. It’s like a battlefield out there, but with pixelated swords and armor. Who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones, am I right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft war hero!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 33 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start feeling down. But wait! Just take a dose of our special psychobiotic potion and boom, you’re back in action, feeling happier than ever! It’s like a party in your gut and your brain is the DJ!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got crazy events like the Great Gut Cleanse where you have to battle hordes of bacteria to reach the golden toilet at the end. And let me tell you, that toilet is worth it because it’s filled with diamonds and emeralds!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the power of psychobiotics in depression take you on a wild ride through the microbiota-gut-brain axis! It’s gonna be a gas…literally!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Our server is so intense, Israel is keeping the pressure on and dominating the competition. We’re talking Hollywood blockbuster level drama here, folks. Join us and be a part of the action-packed adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft legend. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane ride!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle when suddenly, the SCG team launches a surprise attack with TNT cannons and flying pigs. It’s chaos, but it’s also hilarious. And don’t even get us started on the 7:40PM AEST showdowns that will have you on the edge of your seat (or, you know, your Minecraft block).
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret theme that will have you dancing in your minecart. Just listen to the link provided and let the music guide your building skills to new heights. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughs, battles, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. It’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and experience the thrill of surprise whipped cream attacks, just like the one that left our player’s sister in tears on her 18th birthday. Who knew a simple birthday tradition could lead to such chaos? But hey, that’s just the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!
And if you’re worried about getting caught in the middle of family drama, don’t worry – our server is a safe space for all players, even those with overbearing dads and disapproving boyfriends. So come on in and let the madness begin!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a whipped cream war that’s crazier than anything you’ve ever experienced before!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Looking for a Minecraft server that values integrity and sticking to your guns? Look no further than our server, where we believe in standing up for yourself no matter what!
Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own destiny, just like how I craft jewelry in real life. We promise not to reforge any cufflinks without your permission, unlike some people we know cough Amber cough.
Don’t be like Amber, be like us – a community of gamers who know their worth and won’t let anyone disrespect them. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world that we’re not afraid to say no when it matters most. #StandUpForYourself #MinecraftLife #NoCufflinksWithoutConsent
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 97 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
