LostInUkraineCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3293	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8753	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	1197	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	50944
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	381

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

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Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Meteorites Collected:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	704081
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	765
Ores Mined:	4588	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

Frosty Kingdom 1.21.3

1.21.3, alive, arguments, bros, end of holidays, family, family arguments, family disagreements, family disputes, family dynamics, family gatherings, family politics, frosty, good to be alive, half year, holiday season, holidays, Kingdom, Over.., political debates, Politics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, guess what? The holidays are almost over, which means no more family arguments over politics for another half year! It’s like being reborn, but in Minecraft! Join our server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun! Let’s build some crazy sh*t together and forget about all the nonsense. Life is too short for family drama, let’s mine and craft our way to happiness!

The Best Wrestler Minecraft SMP

aew, best wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Sports Entertainment, wrestler, wrestling, wrestling career, wrestling champion, wrestling fan, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling legend, wrestling match, wrestling moves, wrestling performance, wrestling ring, wrestling skills, wrestling superstar, wrestling technique, wwe

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7897
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	926
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can wrestle is a pig? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the best wrestler in all of Minecraft! He goes by the name of Diamond Slam and he’s taken down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with his signature move, the TNT Tombstone Piledriver!

Join our server and witness epic wrestling matches between players, where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out for the title of Minecraft Champion. Will you be the one to dethrone Diamond Slam and take his place as the ultimate wrestler?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft wrestling like never before. Just be sure to bring your A-game and maybe a diamond sword or two, because things are about to get rowdy!

PianoCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, Competition, DAUGHTER, Dedication, EMBARRASSMENT, extracurricular activities, family, friendship, Minecraft, musical education, musical interests, parental decisions, peer pressure, piano lessons, Pianocraft, progress, Quitting, recital, rules, Server, social dynamics, Support, talent

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Emeralds Found:	5733	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a server that will teach you dedication and perseverance like never before? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like Annie’s commitment to piano lessons, we require all players to stick with the game for a year before they can quit (no questions asked if they do decide to leave after that).

Join us and practice your Minecraft skills for at least an hour every day, just like Annie practices piano. Who knows, you might even make rapid progress and impress everyone with your building skills!

And don’t worry about playing the same old game, our server is constantly evolving with new challenges and adventures. Just like Annie, who played the same piece as a 6 year old, you’ll have the chance to show off your skills and compete with other players.

But beware of the frenemies on the server, just like Annie’s former best friend Emily. They may try to outdo you with their well-known Chopin pieces (or in this case, epic builds). But remember, it’s all in good fun and competition only makes you stronger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to stick with it for a year. And who knows, maybe you’ll surprise yourself with how much you enjoy the challenge!

CelebCraft: 3StarReviewLOL

3StarReviewLOL, cameo, CelebCraft, CELEBRITY REVIEW, clarification, Communication, customer feedback, customer satisfaction, customer service, entertainment industry, holiday message, honest review, message response, misunderstanding, online interaction, Personal Message, Prompt, social media, unique video, video content, video request

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old celebrities who can’t even follow a simple request on Cameo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, every player gets a personalized greeting from their favorite characters!

Imagine logging in and seeing Steve from Minecraft wishing you a happy birthday while riding a llama, or Herobrine telling you a joke that will make you laugh for days. Our celebrities are dedicated to making your experience unforgettable, even if they sometimes forget to follow the prompt.

Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with unique videos that will make you question reality. Who needs real celebrities when you can have virtual ones who actually listen to your requests? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to interact with your favorite characters in the most hilarious way possible!

FicCharSwapMCSMP

Alternate Reality, book character, daydream, different perspective, dream job, dream scenario, Escape, exciting adventure, FANTASY, favorite character, FicCharSwapMCSMP, fictional character, imagination, magical experience, movie character, role reversal, storybook character, swap lives, temporary change, TV character, wish fulfillment

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4547	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG guys, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you can totally swap lives with any fictional character for a day! Like, imagine being Spongebob Squarepants and living in a pineapple under the sea, or being Harry Potter and casting spells all day long. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

But wait, there’s more! You can also ride on a flying llama while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down in this server.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ultimate meme lord of the Minecraft world. YOLO, amirite?

Players:	94/900	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	4424	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1