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Players: 95/600 Votes: 9796
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 45
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 New Chunks Explored: 364838
Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Enchantments Applied: 267

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken parade through the entire server, led by a pig riding a minecart. And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to build our houses upside down just for funsies.

But the real reason you should join is because of my wife. Yes, you heard me right. My wife is a Minecraft pro who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed and build a castle in under an hour. She’s basically the queen of the server, and if you want to impress her with your building skills or just bask in her awesomeness, then this is the place for you.

So come on and join us for some epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a chance to catch a glimpse of my amazing wife ruling the Minecraft world with her diamond pickaxe. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Lost Family Quest 1.20.4

    Lost Family Quest 1.20.4
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 9973
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1898
    New Chunks Explored: 250221 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, forget about those boring family responsibilities and come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about wives and kids, we just care about blocks and building cool stuff! Plus, we have a Team Fortress 2 voice chat for some epic gaming moments. So ditch the real world and come hang out with us in our virtual blocky paradise!

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  • ExGFRescue Minecraft Server

    ExGFRescue Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/700 Votes: 1584
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 72 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the ups and downs of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being in a virtual relationship with your ex, complete with surprise pregnancies and angry texts! Will you be able to navigate the drama and keep the peace, or will you find yourself blocked from love like a creeper in the night?

    But that’s not all – our server also offers thrilling adventures like dodging angry moms and making last-minute e-transfers for rent and groceries. And don’t forget the heart-pounding excitement of driving through downtown Toronto to pick up your ex after a concert – will you make it in time, or will you be left stranded in a sea of blocky traffic?

    So come join us on our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little romance. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • Puppy-Free Zone MC

    Puppy-Free Zone MC
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 8848
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Star Shards Collected: 73
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Emeralds Found: 2701
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 40 Mythical Quests Completed: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stinky responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

    Join us and you’ll never have to worry about walking your boss’s smelly dog again. Instead, you can roam freely in our virtual world, where the only gas you’ll encounter is from the occasional Creeper explosion.

    Our server is so awesome, even the president’s spouse will bring their pets to you for safekeeping. Who needs real HR when you have a community of players ready to support you in your quest for virtual greatness?

    So come on, leave the stench of reality behind and join our server where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is building epic structures and surviving against the mobs. And hey, if you ever need a break, just log off – no emotional reactions from the boss’s spouse here!

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  • SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft

    SingleSMP: SwipingLeftInMinecraft
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 974
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 170 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a bunch of us were building a giant chicken statue and then a creeper came out of nowhere and blew it up, it was so epic! And then we all had to band together to rebuild it, but then someone accidentally turned it into a giant duck instead, LOL.

    But seriously, this server is lit AF. We have weekly dance parties at the village square, where we all wear diamond armor and do the floss dance. And don’t even get me started on the petting zoo we have with creepers and skeletons, they’re surprisingly cuddly once you get to know them.

    Plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you find the secret hidden treasure in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ender dragon. I heard someone wished for a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and now they’re basically invincible in PvP battles.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you gotta come check us out. Who needs a boyfriend or girlfriend when you have a server full of derpy players like us? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft

    Game Over, Welcome to Minecraft
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5632
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Villages Defended: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and live out your wildest blocky dreams! Imagine a world where you can build your own castle, ride pigs like they’re your trusty steeds, and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even dive into the Nether and challenge the fearsome Wither boss to a dance-off (spoiler alert: he’s got some killer moves).

    So why join our server? Because here, you can truly live out your gaming fantasies and never have to worry about being stuck in a boring old reality. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived being permanently trapped in a world made entirely of blocks? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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  • Baby Mind Rethink

    Baby Mind Rethink
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 7364
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Votes: 534
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 7339
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2800 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 13 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how babies are, like, tiny humans but, like, not really humans yet? well, this server is, like, all about exploring the minds of babies but, like, in minecraft! we have, like, crazy experiments and stuff to, like, see how babies think and, like, it’s making us, like, question everything we know about consciousness, man. join this server if you want to, like, blow your mind and, like, rethink everything you thought you knew about babies and stuff. it’s, like, a trip, man. come join the fun!

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  • Nomisma

    Nomisma
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    Players: 100/400 Votes: 7573
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4455
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name mcMMO Semi Anarchy Survival
    Server Type Semi Anarchy Survival
    Server Features
    • Normal mode default 70 mobs per player
    • Never resetting world
    • Large biomes 500k limit for now
    • Shop & Sell gui’s
    • Player to Player Auction House
    • Chat Games for prizes
    • Skills & Abilities
    • Party/group features with features such as ptp, xp share and party chat
    • No Spawn
    • No land claims
    • No pay to win
    • /home up to 3
    • Discord, linked with server chat & auctions
    Rules No Cheating or Hack Mods
    Clients Optifine, Vanilla
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    Java Version 1.21.4
    Server Location US EAST

    FAQ

    Q: Can I use cheats or hack mods on the server?

    A: No, cheating or hack mods are not allowed on the server.

    Q: What are the allowed clients for the server?

    A: The allowed clients are Optifine and Vanilla.

    Q: How many mobs per player in normal mode?

    A: The default is 70 mobs per player in normal mode.

    Q: Is there a limit for large biomes on the server?

    A: Yes, the limit for large biomes is 500k for now.

    Q: Are there any land claims on the server?

    A: No, there are no land claims on the server.

    Q: How many homes can players set?

    A: Players can set up to 3 homes.

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  • Starlight Haven 1.21.4

    Starlight Haven 1.21.4
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 205
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s like a bunch of stray cats running around, but instead of meowing, they’re dropping sick beats and spitting fire bars! Join us for a wild ride through the world of music and madness.

    We’ve got Regis Altare dropping sick beats, Axel Syrios bringing the hype, and Gavis Bettel making you question reality. And that’s just the beginning! Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, and Josuiji Shinri are here to blow your mind with their musical talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze are ready to take you on a journey through the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this chaotic and hilarious server.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your ears serenaded by the craziest cats in town. Let’s get this party started! 🐱🔥🎶

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  • KidzCraft Minecraft Server

    KidzCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 4699
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Alien Abductions: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where patience is key and respect is a must! Unlike that golf course, we promise not to hold you up with inexperienced players.

    Join us for a round of virtual golf where you can play at your own pace without any angry moms yelling at you. Our driving ranges are always open for practice, so you can perfect your skills before hitting the course.

    Don’t let anyone discourage you from playing, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. And if you ever need to vent about a frustrating experience, our community is here to support you.

    So come on over to our server and let’s tee off together! Just remember, no slow players allowed – unless they’re working on their swing at the driving range.

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  • FriendBillGriefCraft

    FriendBillGriefCraft
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 5277
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 15 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Emeralds Found: 403 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Crops Grown: 7300 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in financial equality even in the virtual world! Join us and never worry about someone assuming you’ll cover their diamond armor bill just because you have a few extra emeralds in your chest.

    We have a strict policy against players ordering multiple enchanted golden apples, diamond swords, and elytra wings and then expecting someone else to foot the bill. Just like in real life, you order it, you pay for it!

    Don’t be like Jake, who thought he could get away with ordering the most expensive items in the game and then casually asking someone else to cover the cost. Join our server and never deal with that kind of entitlement again!

    So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. And remember, in our world, everyone pays their own way, no matter how many diamonds they have in their inventory!

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  • ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP

    ExesAndOhs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 1383
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Farms Harvested: 267

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! So, like, I was playing on this server and I had this crazy ex who kept griefing my builds, like who does that?! But then I joined this new server and they have like, anti-griefing protection and stuff, so my ex can’t touch my stuff anymore, ha! And get this, there’s this secret underground base where we have epic PvP battles and the winner gets a diamond horse armor, like what even is that?! So yeah, if you want to join a server where you can escape your crazy ex and win epic prizes, you gotta join this SMP, it’s the bomb dot com!

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  • CraftyLoveSurprise

    CraftyLoveSurprise
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 135
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your significant other surprising you with boring gifts like flowers or chocolates? Well, on our Minecraft server, your significant other can surprise you with a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Who needs real-life surprises when you can have virtual extravagance?

    Join our server and experience the ultimate surprise of your significant other building a secret underground lair filled with rare treasures and hidden traps just for you. Forget about date nights, on our server, you can go on epic adventures together, slaying dragons and conquering dungeons side by side.

    So why settle for mundane surprises when you can join our server and be amazed by the insane creativity and dedication of your significant other? Who knows, maybe they’ll even build you a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

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  • WarCrafty Minecraft Server

    WarCrafty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 4453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know that one time when Zelenskyy was all like “yo Vance, we need some security guarantees up in here”? well, that’s basically what this server is all about. we’re like the peacekeepers of Minecraft, trying to end the epic war between Ukraine and Russia. join us and be a part of history, man. plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear. it’s lit, fam. come join us and be a hero in the making. #peaceout #minecraftforlife 🚀🔥

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  • CraftyPutinWins

    CraftyPutinWins
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 9197
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8616 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where putin is the ultimate boss battle and you must defeat him to save the world from his evil reign of creepers and zombies! the pentagon is even getting involved, trying to stop him from taking over the server with his crazy plans. but only YOU can stop him and become the ultimate minecraft hero! join now for a chance to save the virtual world and show putin who’s boss! #minecraftmadness #putinvsplayers #pentagonpower

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  • Junk & Slop-Free Zone

    Junk & Slop-Free Zone
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 5157
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Animals Bred: 47
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6326
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the algorithms are too busy partying to serve you any junk and slop! they’re too busy dancing to the beat of the creepers exploding and the zombies moaning.

    come join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, keeping the peace with their magical powers.

    if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with the same old same old, come join us for a wild ride. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking chicken who tells the best jokes.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to junk and slop forever!

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