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Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ores Mined:	4618
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	1352
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4069
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HomerlessCraft

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ores Mined:	5847	Meteorites Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocky McPhenotype

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	6052	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2052
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LOLcraft: Do Women Really Mine?

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where women rule the world! Yes, you heard that right, only women are allowed to play on this server. Why, you ask? Because they are the true queens of Minecraft, of course!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with diamonds, unicorns, and rainbows. Our server is guarded by a fierce army of pink fluffy bunnies who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret chocolate fountain hidden somewhere in the world. Find it and you will be granted unlimited chocolate for life!

So why wait? Join our fabulous Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Who knew that women could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SalvadorCraft: Where you wake up in Brazil and mine your way to victory!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Salvador, Bahia, the Brazilian capital of African religion! Join us for a wild adventure filled with colorful parades, dancing dragons, and magical rituals!

Explore the vibrant streets of Salvador, where you can trade with friendly merchants selling enchanted items and embark on quests to unlock the secrets of the ancient temples scattered throughout the city.

But beware, for the city is also home to mischievous spirits and monsters that will test your skills and courage! Will you be able to survive the challenges and emerge as the ultimate champion of Salvador?

Join us now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience unlike any other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	71

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Craziness – Baubau’s Wacky World

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🤪🎮 Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! 🎮🤪

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Preposterous Edition fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will surely convince you:

🤯 Once, a player built a house entirely out of diamonds and creepers decided to move in! It was a blast trying to evict them without blowing up the whole place.

🤣 Another time, a group of players decided to have a disco party in the Nether! The ghasts were grooving along with them, it was a sight to see.

🤩 And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that led to a hidden unicorn stable! The unicorns were actually zombie unicorns in disguise, but hey, they were still cute.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a few explosions. Trust me, you won’t regret it! 🌟

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Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Hotwife’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player named Bob. Bob was getting bored of mining and crafting all day, so he decided to join THIS SERVER. And oh boy, was it the best decision of his virtual life! As soon as he logged in, he was greeted by a talking pig who offered him a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. Bob won, of course, and became the king of the server.

But that’s not all! THIS SERVER is also home to the legendary hotwife Celica. Yes, you heard that right. Celica is not just any hotwife, she’s a VIDYA HOTWIFE. And she’s looking for a Minecraft player to be her player 2. Will you be the lucky one?

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixels.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	479
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TransCraft: Where FTM Players Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our totally not gay Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected encounters.

Imagine waking up in a room with a cutish twink and feeling confused about your sexuality. But fear not, because on this server, you can explore your desires without judgment.

Embrace your inner adventurer as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Encounter ftm trans players and discover new connections that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation that is totally not gay but incredibly fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.