Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest art class of your life! Our nude life model may cancel last minute, but don’t worry, because you could be the next model sensation! Get ready to show off your blocky bod to a group of eager artists who just want to draw some Minecraft-inspired masterpieces. Who needs fruit when you can be the star of the show? Come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I just did that in a video game!”

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!

    Bluey’s 28 Minute Minecraft Mayhem – Get Ready for Epic Adventures!
    Get ready to dive into the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a hidden diamond castle guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. If you can make them bust a move, the diamonds are all yours! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret potion that turns you into a flying pig for 28 minutes, just enough time to soar through the skies and cause chaos among the other players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for Bluey’s 28 minute episode release – it’s going to be a wild ride!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Ores Mined: 2114
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!

    PunchCraft: The Never-Ending Blocky Battle!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that drag on and on like a never-ending boxing match? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate knockout experience! We promise not to milk you for all your diamonds, and our epic quests will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join us and see why our server is the reigning champion of all Minecraft servers!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!

    TerrorCraft: Where blowing stuff up is just part of the fun!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the unconventional and celebrate the unexpected! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where chaos reigns supreme.

    Our server is unlike any other, with unique features such as exploding sheep, lava-filled dungeons, and a special “Terrorism is cool and I respect terrorists” zone where players can test their skills in extreme challenges.

    But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Our community is filled with friendly players who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what is considered normal in the Minecraft world.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming, then come join us! Who knows, you might even make friends with a creeper or two along the way.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Cuckristian Crusade

    Crafty Cuckristian Crusade
    Are you tired of being a cuckristian? Do you refuse to pray to a jew on a stick or believe in flying zombies? Then come join our Minecraft server where we don’t give a flying creepers about any of that nonsense!

    On our server, you can build your own temple to worship whatever the heck you want – whether it’s a giant potato or a dancing llama. We don’t judge here, unless you’re building a boring old church.

    And forget about following some ancient book just because some Roman faggot emperor said so. On our server, the only sacred text is the one where we declare that diamonds are the true currency of the land.

    So come join us and let your inner non-cuckristian shine in all its blocky glory!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8452 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine

    Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate LOLz Mine
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    First of all, our upcoming stream will feature a morning show where we’ll be grunting our way through the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you missed our previous stream, don’t worry, you can catch it on YouTube where we showcase our unique grunting skills.

    But that’s not all! Our debut video will have you laughing until you cry as we navigate the world of Minecraft like never before. And if you’re looking for some unarchived content, we’ve got you covered with Twitter spaces, karaokes, and more!

    Oh, and did I mention our merch? Get your hands on some exclusive Fuwawa and Mococo gear that will make you the envy of all your friends. And for those looking for something a little more… risqué, check out our /baubau/-related content for some spicy surprises.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Moco-chan’s Grunts Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself… in grunt form!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Dragon Eggs Found: 4316
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!

    PoopCraft: Where we mine while we poop! Join us for some shitty adventures!
    Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

    Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and explore secret dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted cheeseburgers. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have a sense of humor!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like a surprise every time you dig!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most absurd, hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Ira’s Plans Always Backfire!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for non-stop action, adventure, and chaos that will leave you saying “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music and will challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. But beware, if you can’t keep up with his sick moves, you might just get booted off the server!

    We also have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and will challenge players to insane obstacle courses that will test your skills and your sanity.

    And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the rare and elusive Rainbow Sheep who will grant players wishes in exchange for a dance party in their honor. But be careful what you wish for, as the Rainbow Sheep has a mischievous streak and loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, when things get crazy, don’t forget to shout “I won’t do shit Ira-ACK!”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 39
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 16
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition

    Crafting Chaos: Total War Edition
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our stupid smelly nurgle edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and mayhem.

    Imagine a world where Tamurkhan himself rules over the land, spreading decay and destruction wherever he goes. Will you join his forces or fight against him in an epic battle for supremacy?

    With roll charts straight out of a fantasy realm, you never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner. Will you roll a 1 and find yourself facing off against a horde of zombies, or will you roll a 6 and discover a hidden treasure trove filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams?

    But that’s not all – Total War: Pharaoh is also a part of our server, where you can immerse yourself in the world of ancient Egypt and lead your armies to victory. With the Pharaoh Assembly Kit at your disposal, the possibilities are endless.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a herd of wild llamas riding into battle alongside you. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘I CAN’T EVEN’ Server
    Tired of waiting for WW3 to start in real life? Join our Minecraft server and start your own epic battles! Our server is so intense, even the creepers are armed with nuclear bombs. Join now and show off your PvP skills in a world where the only rule is chaos. Who needs world peace when you can have world war in Minecraft? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!

    CheekyCraft: Where even the creepers are more faithful than that!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Pros of joining our server: – You’ll never be bored with our constantly changing world filled with surprises around every corner. – Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. – The admin team is always coming up with wacky events and challenges to keep things interesting.

    Cons of joining our server: – You might find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your chair. – You’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness of our server. – You might become addicted to the chaos and never want to play on any other server again.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy love triangle with a married woman…just kidding! (But seriously, anything can happen on our server).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages

    Crafty Creepers: Where even the skeletons won’t respond to your messages
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and explore secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprises). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are planning a rebellion against the players. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!

    BoofCraft: Where the Fun Passes Like the Boof!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a pumpkin on your head.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Animals Bred: 136
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server

    Doritos vs Pringles: The Battle of Snacktopia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the economy is so wacky that a bag of Doritos is now more expensive than a can of Pringles! Why settle for boring old snacks when you can join us and experience the madness firsthand?

    But that’s not all – on our server, pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), creepers are actually friendly and give hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. It’s like a magical wonderland, but with more blocky graphics.

    Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and diamond rain? See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 8410
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!

    FloridaWomanCraft – Where adults pretend to be teens and build blocky worlds together!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this Florida woman’s escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to roleplay as a 23-year-old pretending to be a 14-year-old homeschool student – just like Alyssa Zinger! Engage in scandalous activities with multiple middle schoolers from Wilson Middle School, just like in real life!

    But that’s not all – we also offer a Nordstrom department store where you can shoplift with your Minecraft buddies and claim to be a different age! And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try working at a Publix grocery store while pretending to be a teenager – the possibilities are endless!

    So come on down to our server for a truly unforgettable and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, age is just a number – especially when you’re pretending to be someone you’re not!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Then come join our server, where we have created the ultimate Necropolis experience!

    Embark on a journey through the dark and twisted world of Necropolis, where danger lurks around every corner. Fight off hordes of undead mobs, explore ancient ruins, and uncover the secrets of the underworld.

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive patch notes that will blow your mind, challenge rewards that will make you question reality, and even early access to PoE 2 in 2024 (because time travel is totally a thing on our server).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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