LockdownLolsMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	113
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

UglyCraft

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If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	7171
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

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lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	62	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dragon Eggs Found:	7393	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	877
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	6714	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

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hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9598
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

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so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Farms Harvested:	415	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SMSMCraft Network

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Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6490	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner creativity and have a laugh at the same time? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re looking for a reason to join, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be discovered!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken King” – a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say, a feathered wing?). Rumor has it that he once defeated a horde of creepers using nothing but a feather and a bucket of water.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again – just like this guy who’s suddenly obsessed with his wife after having a baby. Hey, stranger things have happened in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Use Case for Alt Coins Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable SMP out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and discover a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret currency on our server called “altcoins” that you can use to buy ridiculous items like diamond-encrusted pickaxes, rainbow-colored sheep, and even a pet zombie pigman that will do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1124
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dragons Tamed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10