Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Imagine a world where Vince McMahon and Donald Trump are cellmates in jail – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans as you navigate through a world where anything is possible. Build your dream castle, team up with your friends to take down the evil prison guards, or just sit back and watch as Vince and Trump try to escape their cell using nothing but a pickaxe and some raw chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers – things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 6946 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockBlast Minecraft Server

    BlockBlast Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the whole dang universe! We got more explosions than Hezbollah’s top commanders in Israel, y’all! Join us for some crazy fun and watch out for them airstrikes, cuz you never know when a creeper might come blowin’ up your base! Trust me, it’s a blast! So come on down and join the madness, it’s gonna be a real bang!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 26

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • ZelenskysVictoryPlan

    ZelenskysVictoryPlan
    u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.

    but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Magic Items Found: 7135
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Emeralds Found: 4861 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 67

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Ores Mined: 9064

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Towns Built: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 579 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 107
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 25 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 29
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 28
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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