LNGShadowCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedLineRuckusMC

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Danish PM, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, Military Action, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, political strategy, Red Lines, RedLineRuckusMC, russia, strike, Ukraine

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, and unicorns that poop rainbows.

oh, and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of ninja turtles who are trying to take over the world with their pizza-loving ways. but don’t worry, they’re totally chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever need.

plus, we have this epic battle arena where you can fight to the death with other players using nothing but enchanted potatoes. it’s like the hunger games, but way more ridiculous.

so, like, forget about those other boring servers with their lame red lines and rules. come join us and let ukraine strike russia or whatever. it’s gonna be a blast, dude.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Justice System

blocky, corrections, Courts, crime, criminal justice, Due Process, Ethics, Fairness, Honor, incarceration, judicial system, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, morality, prison system, punishment, recidivism, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation programs, societal norms, System

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6596	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6142

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Green Deal Carbon Chaos

#sustainability, 2050, Agreement, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon neutral, Chaos, climate change, Deal, Decrease, double, Environmental, EU, Europe, Global, Green Deal, Green.., Impact, INCREASE, outside EU, policy, regulations, SAVED, study

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be aimin’ to be carbon-neutral by 2050! We got dem green deals goin’ on like nobody’s business, tryna save da planet and all dat jazz. But get dis, we also causin’ double da amount of carbon emissions outside da EU! It’s like we tryna save da world but messin’ it up at da same time, ain’t dat some twisted logic for ya? So if you wanna be part of dis wacky rollercoaster ride of environmental chaos, join us now! Who knows what kinda crazy shenanigans we’ll get into next, amirite? Let’s save da world by destroyin’ it, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4737
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Star Shards Collected:	67

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Spic Count Minecraft Server

America, census, controversy, Count, Crafty, data, debate, demographics, ethnicity, Government, immigration, lying.., Minecraft, Misinformation, number, Politics, Population, racism, Server, society, spic, spics, statistics, Truth

Are you tired of the government hiding the truth about the spics in America? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have uncovered the REAL number of spics roaming around! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels where you can uncover the truth for yourself. Plus, our spic population is so high, you’ll never run out of things to explore and discover. Join now and be part of the spic conspiracy!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pity Party Minecraft SMP

afd, CONSERVATIVE, Democracy, discrimination, election, Empathy, far right, gender, german women, germany, influence, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, Party, PITY, Politics, populism, power, smp, society, Thuringia, Vote

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to see German women taking pity on players and voting for the AfD party in Thuringia… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, our server is so wild that even in-game politics get mixed up with real-world events!

But that’s not all, we also have legendary tales of players taming Ender Dragons with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and building giant statues of creepers that come to life at night and terrorize the server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a herd of wild pigs in a minefield, then come join us and see what all the chaos is about!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8184
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mines Excavated:	2871	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NightOwl Minecraft Server

#nightowl, AITAH, big deal, busy lives, city, close friends, dinner plans, driving three hours, hotel booking, in-town, location share, Mentioning, Minecraft, night, not telling a friend, online date, Phone, Server, Shocked, soon, spending time, traveling for work, vacation planned

Are you tired of friends who expect you to drop everything and hang out with them every time you’re in town? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! We promise not to guilt trip you for having a life outside of the game.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend sees your location on the server map and starts freaking out because you didn’t tell them you were online. Sound familiar? Not on our server! We encourage independence and respect your gaming schedule.

Plus, we have epic events planned for next month that will make your real-life vacations pale in comparison. Who needs friends when you have a virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join us now and leave the drama behind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

StepSisPlaySupport

blended family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family love, family loyalty, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, favoritism, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, step-sibling relationships, stepfamily, StepSisPlaySupport, stepsister, teenage relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that values family unity and sibling support? Look no further than our server, where we encourage players to show love and support to all their siblings, whether they’re bio or step!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds, where you can prove to your virtual siblings that you’re there for them no matter what. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new favorite sibling to show off your building skills to!

So come on, join us and show that you’re not just a block builder, but also a family supporter extraordinaire! And remember, on our server, all siblings are equally important, no favoritism allowed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	813
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NoOffensePlz Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Beliefs, controversial, criticism, Cultural differences, Diversity, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, misunderstood, nonconformity, NoOffensePlz, offensive, Open-mindedness, Perception, Perspectives, smp, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo, tolerance, VALUES

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional love of pineapple on pizza? Do you find yourself perplexed by society’s aversion to wearing socks with sandals? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate all things wacky and weird! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as we build a world where pineapple pizza is the norm and socks with sandals are the height of fashion. Embrace your inner oddball and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PixelPleasureCraft 🤪🔥👾

#exciting, adventurous, Communication, Connection, Creative, description, EMOJIS, expressive, FANTASY, fulfillment, Fun, INTIMATE, love, passionate, PixelPleasureCraft, playful, Pleasure, Romantic, satisfaction, satisfying, sex life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride for your virtual adventures! Join us if you want to experience a sex life in emojis – from the eggplant to the peach, we’ve got it all! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are blushing! So come on over and let’s emoji-fy your Minecraft experience like never before!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	6994	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BorderBreakers Minecraft Server

95th Brigade, border crossing, Border dispute, BorderBreakers, Breakthrough, Claim, Conflict, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, geopolitical tension, international law, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, Russian border, security breach, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian forces, VIOLATION

lol, you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Ukrainian forces breaking through russian borders like it’s nobody’s business. 95th brigade be claimin’ all the land and you can join in on the action. build your base, fight off the invaders, and maybe even start your own war. who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on this server. join now and be part of the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4966	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyPutin2021

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Macron, military intervention, peace negotiations, political rhetoric, putin, reconsidered, Relations with Russia, sanctions, war in Ukraine, Western Allies

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins

Bone, bone density, bone health, Boost, BOOSTING, calcium absorption, childhood health, children, Development, Fetal development, healthy bones, Long-term Health, maternal health, maternal nutrition, maternal supplements, nutrition, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, prenatal care, preventative care, strategy, Supplements, Vitamin D, VITAMINS

so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.

we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”

so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Account.., alt, Antispam, banner, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, Personal, Rating, RU, Server, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, Survival, Title, width

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Block Battle Minecraft Server

#youtube, battle, BLOCK, Character, Character Overviews, Combos, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, playlist, Server, Steam, Steam store, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 updates, Tekken General, terminology

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Well look no further, because our server is like a glitch in the matrix! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers were actually friendly. It was a land of pure chaos and absolute madness, but oh boy was it fun!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary loot that will make your friends green with envy. From diamond swords that shoot fireballs to armor made out of rainbow blocks, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to buckle up, because things are about to get weird!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Strong Females Minecraft SMP Love

Anthros, Badass Women, Female Athletes, female bodybuilders, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Role Models, female strength, female warriors, Females, fit, Girl Power, Human, Hyper, love, Minecraft, Muscular, powerful women, smp, strength, STRONG, strong females, women in fitness, Women in sports, women who lift

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the power of strong females! Whether they’re human or anthro, as long as they’re fit, strong, muscular, or hyper, they’re welcome here. Join us for epic battles where our female warriors crush their enemies with their sheer strength and power. Rumor has it that our queen bee is actually a 10-foot tall muscle-bound giant who can lift a whole village with one hand. So if you’re looking for a server where the women are the true warriors, come join us and show off your muscles!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	4303	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18