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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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