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Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Ores Mined: 8552
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Farms Harvested: 151
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 262 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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