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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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