LingoMasterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	154	Villages Defended:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Mines Excavated:	3408
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Ace7MC

building, Classes, Community, Creative, design, Enhance, gameplay, Limits, Magic, Mode, open world, Options, Perks, Plugin, Server, smp, Survival, Twist, Unique, Vanilla, Versatile, Whitelist

Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Executed Network

Cross-Play, Events, Executed Network, Free Events, Kit PvP, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Mini Games, partner, PvP, Server, Survival

Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Boss Minecraft Server

Accountability, Assertiveness, AUTHORITY, Boss, command, Communication, control, Decision making, delegation, Direction, goon, influence, leadership, Management, Minecraft, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sigma, skibidi, supervision, team collaboration, team dynamics

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Crops Grown:	2592	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

> Pissi Cuckittini Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further than Pissi Cuckittini SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and shenanigans galore.

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken fight club. That’s right, chickens duking it out in an epic battle for supremacy. And guess what? You’re the referee! Will you be able to keep the peace or will feathers fly?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield this mighty tool and become the ultimate miner?

And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. He’s been known to pull off some of the most epic pranks in Minecraft history. Will you be his next target or will you join forces with him to pull off the ultimate prank on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join Pissi Cuckittini SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Cousin’sCribs Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, comfort, cousin, CousinsCribs, crying, Friend, garage apartment, Heat, hospitalisation, Hot Country, Hotel, imessage, injured, language barrier, Minecraft, selfish, Server, Space, taxi, uk, vacation, WhatsApp, WiFi

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is hotter than a 40C degree day in a UK summer! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player (17F) found herself in a heated argument with her cousin (26F) in a converted garage studio apartment.

Experience the thrill of trying to survive in a foreign land with no shade, no water, and no WiFi password to contact your parents – just like our player in this crazy story! Will you choose to stay and stand your ground like our player, or will you flee into the scorching heat like a chicken running from a creeper?

Join our server for a one-of-a-kind adventure where anything can happen, from family feuds to unexpected hospital visits. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of our Minecraft world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

DetentionDramaCraft

AUTHORITY, Communication, Conflict, consequences, detention, DetentionDramaCraft, discipline, medical help, middle school, Miscommunication., nosebleeds, overreaction, Parent, puberty, punishment, resolution, School, stress, Support, Teacher, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BodyLove Minecraft SMP

beauty, body confidence, body image, body love, body positivity, BodyLove, Confidence, Individuality, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical attributes, self appreciation, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-perception, smp, UNIQUENESS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your pixelated physique! Join us and flex those blocky biceps as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the Muscle Mountain, where players must climb to the top using nothing but their sheer strength and determination. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted the power of superhuman strength in-game. So if you want to become the Hulk of Minecraft, this is the place to be!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start working on your Minecraft muscles! Who knows, you might even become the next Steve Schwarzenegger.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GymCraftHate

#workout, Cardio, Classes, Commitment, crowded, Equipment, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftHate, hygiene, intimidation, judgmental, Locker Room, loud music, Mirrors, personal trainers, Routine, stretching, sweating, weightlifting

Tired of sweating it out at the gym and not seeing any gains? Well, say goodbye to those boring workouts and hello to our Minecraft server! Why waste time lifting weights when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off creepers in our virtual world?

Join our server for a workout like no other – instead of running on a treadmill, you’ll be sprinting away from exploding TNT blocks! And forget about boring protein shakes, here you can feast on virtual pork chops and golden apples to keep your hunger bar full.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Gym Leader Steve, who will challenge you to epic battles in the virtual arena. Defeat him and earn the title of Minecraft Master!

So why waste your time at the gym when you could be building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes in our Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate workout experience!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyKremlinBan

Ban, Censorship, content moderation, CraftyKremlinBan, digital disinformation, digital propaganda, Disinformation, Experts, fake news, information manipulation, information warfare, Meta, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, online misinformation, Online platforms, Propaganda, Russian disinformation, russian propaganda, social media, social media regulation

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to escape from all the crazy propaganda out there, man. like, we don’t just ban Russian propaganda, we ban ALL propaganda. you can come here and just chill, build your own little world without all that fake news messin’ with your head. plus, we have this crazy story about how the server was actually built by aliens who just wanted to play Minecraft with us humans. like, how cool is that? come join us and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft crew, man. it’s gonna be outta this world, literally.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Green Day Boulevard I Work Remote

2000s music, Alternative Rock, American Idiot, billie joe armstrong, Boulevard, Boulevard of Broken Dreams, Day, funny lyrics, Grammy award winning, green day, Green.., I walk alone, I work remote, iconic song, mike dirnt, music parody, music video, Pop Punk, Punk Rock, remote, remote work, rock band, tre cool, work

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the pigs are always flying! why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a secret underground disco party with skeletons breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. it was lit, fam.

also, did i mention that every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow? true story, bro.

oh, and if you build a house out of cookies, a magical gingerbread man will come to life and do your chores for you. no more mining for you, just sit back and relax while your cookie house cleans itself.

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, where else can you find a server where the zombies do the thriller dance every full moon? join now and let the shenanigans begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	85
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3