lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Blocky Bae Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bae Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of white women in America only settling for white men now that Trump won the election? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and build your own virtual trad wife empire, where all the white women are larping as trad wives and settling for nonwhite men just to spice things up. Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy love stories in our wacky Minecraft world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 7002
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Look Like This Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being single because you don’t have a cute Minecraft skin? Join our SMP and transform into the most attractive blocky character you’ve ever seen! With our amazing custom skins, you’ll be turning heads left and right in no time. Who needs a cute girlfriend when you look this good in pixels? Join now and start your journey to pixelated love!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Villages Defended: 16 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Animals Bred: 148

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • StepDadCashCut

    StepDadCashCut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got more family drama than you can shake a diamond sword at!

    Join now to experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, just like the player who cut off their stepdaughter for getting married too young. Will you choose to support your virtual family or go rogue and strike out on your own?

    With weddings, financial struggles, and tough love decisions, this server is more intense than a creeper explosion. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – because on our server, family drama is just the beginning!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineCraftLove

    MineCraftLove
    Well, on our Minecraft server, the most important thing in a relationship is sharing your diamonds! Forget about flowers and chocolates, nothing says “I love you” like giving your partner a shiny new diamond pickaxe. And if things don’t work out, you can always use those diamonds to craft some epic armor and take them down in a PvP battle!

    Join our server for a chance to find your true Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone to help you mine for obsidian. Who needs Tinder when you have a whole virtual world to explore together? Plus, we have a secret underground love cave where players can go on romantic dates and watch the sunset over a pixelated ocean.

    So come join us and experience the love, drama, and diamond-filled adventures that await on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find your blocky happily ever after!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 3946 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyCommiesMC

    CraftyCommiesMC
    Yo, fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got North Korean forces teaming up with Russia inside Ukraine to create the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen! Imagine fighting alongside Kim Jong-un and Putin while building your own empire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive

    Shift Gear Phone-Free Drive
    So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive vehicles, but with gear shifts! It’s like, totally insane, right? You gotta focus on shifting gears while driving, so you can’t be on your phone at the same time. It’s like a safety feature, but in Minecraft! Join our server for the most epic and chaotic driving experience ever. Plus, there’s, like, secret underground races and treasure hunts that only the most skilled drivers can find. So, like, why wait? Join now and shift into gear for the ride of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 412 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TotemMC

    TotemMC

    TotemMC – A fun and balanced Minecraft survival server packed with features for every type of player! Features:

    • Crates: Unlock epic rewards, from gear to rare items, through our voting and purchase crates. • mcMMO: Level up skills like mining, combat, and fishing with RPG-style progression. • Quests: Complete over 6,000 quests for rewards and keep the adventure going! • Jobs: Earn money by working as a miner, farmer, builder, and more. • Player Warps (Pwarps): Set up personal warps and share them with others. • No Griefing: Build safely with our GriefPrevention system. • Bank & Vaults: Securely store money and items for easy access. • Coinshop: Spend coins on perks like chat colors, glow effects, crate keys, and flight time.

    • IP: play.totemmc.com (Version 1.21.1) • Discord: https://discord.gg/BBc89VchQK Join TotemMC today for a survival experience like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 167 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon Portugal

    Pixelmon server with unique features, BattlePass, quests, and much more! Join our discord to start your pokemon adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!

    Silvermons: Where Pixelmon meet Nonsense, Progression meet chaos and Endgame meet laughter! Join us for the weekly Llama races!
    Server Name Silvermons
    Server Type Pixelmon Reforged
    Server IP play.silvermons.com
    Version Minecraft 1.16.5
    Modpack The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

    Overview:

    Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

    FAQ:

    Q: What is the server IP?

    A: The server IP is play.silvermons.com

    Q: What version of Minecraft is the server running?

    A: The server is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5

    Q: What modpack is required to join the server?

    A: The server requires The Pixelmon Modpack. You can find it here

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server

    Chum Bud’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t even cux the child? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cux all the children you want! Just kidding, please don’t cux the child. But seriously, our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics that will keep you laughing for hours. Join now and see why everyone is talking about our one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 112
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Emeralds Found: 3346 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9877

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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