so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even hezbollah ordered their fighters not to fire near our irish UN base! can you believe it? they think we’re using peacekeepers as human shields, but really we’re just building epic bases and slaying zombies like pros. join now for the most intense minecraft battles you’ll ever experience! trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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