Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.

Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 7 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Void Gems Collected: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 137 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition

    Crafty College Craze: Argentina Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where Argentina still has free undergraduate university and Milei is just a distant memory!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with exploration, creativity, and laughter as you build your own virtual paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own utopia in our pixelated world?

    Forget about Milei and his budget cuts, on our server, education is free and the possibilities are endless. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and build your dreams in a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4156 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Potions Brewed: 72
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8068

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8064
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 84 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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