Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.

Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
Falling into the Void: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Emeralds Found: 603
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 83 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!

    KinoCraft: Best OST & LOL Moments Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the **Best OST** and most **kino** moment in the game is only rewarded to you if you play like **shit**! That’s right, we don’t want any try-hards here, only true masters of chaos and mayhem.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle challenges you to a dance-off. If you can out-dab the chicken, you’ll unlock the secret passage to the **Best OST** in the game. But beware, the chicken has some sick moves.

    And that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within the caves of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, so awe-inspiring, that it can only be found by players who can recite the entire script of Shrek in Pig Latin while riding a llama backwards. Are you up for the challenge?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and play like **shit**. Who knows what kind of absurdity and hilarity you’ll encounter along the way. Just remember, the **Best OST** awaits those brave enough to embrace the chaos. See you in the game! 🐔🕺🏻🦙

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 95 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Towns Built: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Pixelated Pandemonium

    Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Teacher Trouble: Tsuruko’s Minecraft Misadventures

    Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!

    Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9726 Phantom Rings Equipped: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition

    McCrafty Hunger Games: Free Sandwich Edition
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing better than building pixelated castles is getting a free sandwich from McDonald (not sponsored)!

    Join us for the ultimate gaming experience where you can choose between the Quarter Pounder with Cheese or the Big Mac as your in-game reward. But be careful, because if you choose wrong, you might end up with a creeper explosion instead of a delicious burger.

    Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, Ronald McDonald himself will appear and grant you three wishes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and feast on both epic builds and tasty sandwiches. Just make sure to watch out for the zombie villagers trying to steal your food!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

    KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

    Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

    Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Crops Grown: 3956 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 22 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

    Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs
    Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

    But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

    Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

    Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

    TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

    But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 7623 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

    LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

    But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

    Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

    Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

    Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

    Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

    Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

    But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

    So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 590757 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

    CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

    So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

    Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 19
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

    GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys
    🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

    Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

    So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchantments Applied: 232
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

    Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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