come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Void Gems Collected: 30 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Dragon Scales Harvested: 267
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 372 Elemental Crystals Collected: 44
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

    Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

    Description Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
    Server Age Four years old
    Features – Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join an existing city? Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
    How can I join the server? Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
    What is the server focus? The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
    Are there custom features on the server? Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Runes Activated: 8 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Soywalk Minecraft Server

    Soywalk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll never want to leave!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building sky-high castles made entirely of diamonds, and participating in intense llama races through the Nether.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where you can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft antics you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky soywalkers while you’re at it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Zombie Dances: 10 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP

    Anna Kendricks First Directorial Debut Woman Of The Hour Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    Picture this: a world where pigs ride on chickens, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama with a mustache, a pet polar bear that tells dad jokes, and your very own enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian with a single click (no more endless mining for you)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting

    Dad’sAffairChildNoFundsSplitting
    So, picture this: you log onto our Minecraft server and suddenly you’re faced with a family drama more intense than a soap opera. Imagine building your dream castle while dodging your dad’s secret son who’s trying to steal your college fund! Will you team up with your siblings to take down the evil dad and his mistress, or will you join forces with the long-lost brother to claim your rightful share of the treasure? With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 99 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Crops Grown: 1569 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes

    OpinionatedSMP – TrivialTakes
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of backstabbing your best friend over a virtual potato farm. Trust us, it’s worth it. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with zombies and skeletons! So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks

    PhaseCraft: Where Your Awkward Phases Become Blocks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a crazy funhouse!

    Join us and embark on a wild journey through different phases of Minecraft life, from building epic castles to battling dragons in the Nether. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in our world!

    So why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig through a maze of lava while wearing a chicken suit. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your wildest dreams come true (or nightmares, depending on how you look at it). Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyIsraelStrike

    CraftyIsraelStrike
    So, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. We got crazier stuff happening than Netanyahu threatening to strike Iran. Like, we don’t mess with nuclear or oil targets, we go straight for the Minecraft military bases. It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build some epic bases to defend against the craziest attacks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds. Shh, don’t tell anyone. So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Mayan Y2K Glitch

    Mayan Y2K Glitch
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a mayan temple that will make you think the world is ending in 2012 all over again! our y2k problem is so intense, you’ll be dodging virtual asteroids and running from virtual zombies like your life depends on it! but don’t worry, our friendly staff will guide you through the chaos and make sure you survive the mayan apocalypse with a smile on your face. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the end of the world in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 183 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Mythical Mines

    Mythical Mines

    MythicalMines is a server that is 100% completely self-programmed with a system unlike any other server, we will design it to give you a unique game experience. There will be many features and also rank advantages but ranks will not cost real money currency so everything is obtainable ingame. There will always be updates for Winter Halloween etc.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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