hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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