hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Dragon Eggs Found: 2529 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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