so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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