so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Crops Grown: 8552 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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