so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Dragons Tamed: 3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Magic Items Found: 4397

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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