Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Magical Moments Shared: 10 Astral Projections Made: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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